Corrupt a Wish

[Rennal]

Granted, now you're swamped because people come early. ;D

I wish Homestuck wasn't so addicting.

[terezi]

Granted, but then you start to not read updates and miss something extremely exciting.

I wish I was better at making things

[hecatia]

Now you spend all day making small yellow doilies for old ladies.

I wish I could stop eating so much chocolate. O.o

[papagor]

Granted, you can now stop eating so much chocolate. But it's really good so you decide not to stop anyway.

I wish I had more self-control.

[youkai]

Granted. You now have to constantly manually control your own heartbeat... good luck sleeping.

I wish I was Spider-man!

[untitled01]

Wish granted. You were hunted by a mad scientist with mechanical tentacles on his back, a guy on a funky levitating hoverboard that constantly threw bombs at you, your newspaper rival that turned into a black, hulky menace and tried to punch you to death, a guy who's daughter was on his sickbed that turned into sand and tried to punch you to death too, your best friend dead, your girlfriend taken hostage more than a dozen times.

So yeah. Wish granted.

I wish I had lots of cake.

[hecatia]

Granted. You are now the muffin man. Get those change of addresses ready! (He was a baker so it counts!)

I wish I could register for my classes ><

[Rennal]

Granted. Oh, wait, what classes?

I wish rice wasn't so delicious <3

[REMIS DE'VIR]

Granted. Now everything tastes bad.

I wish I had a laptop that worked flawlessly and could never be stolen or break down.

[Owen Enders]

Granted. However, you forgot to specify the colour of the case of your laptop, which is fair enough, because what guy would want to admit to having a baby pink laptop covered with 'My Little Pony' stickers. Whilst you have never felt any personal shame for being a bronie, the rest of the world seems to have an issue with that, and eventually their taunts and teasing drive you into a state of constant depression and eventually you feel such contempt for the world that you decide to teach the world a lesson for their crimes against you.

Alas Ducky, you forget that it is indeed duck season and within moments of stepping outside of your house to start your personal vendetta, you are shot by a farmer to be taken home, plucked, roasted and served a l'orange.

No-one placed a limit on how ridiculous these corruptions could be. =P

I wish I could fly (simples for now).

[Rennal]

^ LOL

Granted, now you can't land.

I wish I could get more stuff done in one day.

[untitled01]

Granted. Now you overexert yourself mentally and physically and end up bursting spontaneously into flames while slowly dying of hyperventilation.

I wish I had white hair.

[hecatia]

Granted, but you are also now 80 years old, watch out for those hips!

I wish I had a car that was registered, paid for, with insurance, and that never broke down and was good on gas. And that also drove wherever I told it to.

[untitled01]

You car gains AI.

Your favorite pet dies.

So do many other important things that you love.

[silver]

since there was no wish to corrupt,

I wish there was a wish I could corrupt

[REMIS DE'VIR]

Wish not granted.

I wish there were more side-quests!

[untitled01]

Wish granted. One of them concerns the ASSASINATION OF YOU

I wish I could go to space and suffer nothing.

[Ziva]

Granted, but now you float in a space full of happiness, unicorns, butterflies and bronies. With a couple of yaoi fangirls, as you watch everything rot around you.. and manage to make a comment on the lack of structure, thus finishing in the corruption of your mind to well, reproduce with a flesh blob.

I wish I hadn't thought of that.

[untitled01]

@_@

Error. You already did think of it.

I wish I had some pecans.

[Ziva]

Granted! They are man eating pecans, and proceed to eat every but you.. and worship you as the pecan emperor. Where you must consume human blood in pecan juice.. forever.

I wish I'd stop making complicated corruptions :C