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Post by Jack Craven on Jul 2, 2011 20:43:27 GMT -5
This is basically a game where you get to crush other member's dreams and desires. It's all in good fun of course. Example! ಠ_ಠ
PERSON 1: I wish I had a pony
PERSON 2: Granted, here's your Rabid Pony.
I wish I could really have pokemon.
I'll start! I wish I didn't have a two jobs. Stupid summer job... |D |
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Rennal
Human
A Pompous Prince[M0n:95]
Flower of the Orient
Posts: 208
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Post by Rennal on Jul 4, 2011 10:30:36 GMT -5
Granted, here's three jobs. ;D
I wish I had money, period. xD
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Post by Owen Enders on Jul 5, 2011 5:51:09 GMT -5
Granted, here's one Canadian penny. Spent it wisely. =P
I wish I could find the perfect job.
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Post by Rwaht on Jul 5, 2011 8:59:17 GMT -5
Granted. *Shoots you in the face*
I wish I was more inventive.
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Vriska
Global Moderator 
RESTITUTE EXPATRIATE[M0n:-250]
Posts: 331
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Post by Vriska on Jul 5, 2011 21:02:55 GMT -5
You invent television.
I wish I had a horse.
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Rennal
Human
A Pompous Prince[M0n:95]
Flower of the Orient
Posts: 208
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Post by Rennal on Jul 6, 2011 21:13:35 GMT -5
Granted, here's your seahorse. -hands you a fishbowl and sagenod-
I wish the cat in our neighbourhood would stop meowing so freakishly and demonlike. XD
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Seayn
Human
Knight Errant[M0n:30]
Posts: 203
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Post by Seayn on Jul 7, 2011 0:58:38 GMT -5
Granted, now a dog has eaten the cat and it sounds even more horrible.
I wish I had a steak. Mmmm.
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Erik
Human
Marksman Extraordinaire[M0n:75]
Likes the Poor
Posts: 131
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Post by Erik on Jul 7, 2011 20:52:21 GMT -5
Congrats. Your steak rotted and has given you all sorts of diseases.
I wish my beloved Mets were relevant.
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Rennal
Human
A Pompous Prince[M0n:95]
Flower of the Orient
Posts: 208
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Post by Rennal on Jul 8, 2011 14:49:08 GMT -5
Granted, now they have no other team to play against. XD
I wish I had cheese.
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Post by Sir Hadrian Ecclesius on Jul 11, 2011 4:10:26 GMT -5
Granted. Its Fromunder Cheese.
I wish I was immortal.
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Post by Rwaht on Jul 11, 2011 15:18:13 GMT -5
Granted, but there's no more booze.
I wish I had Dance With Dragons right now.
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Vriska
Global Moderator
RESTITUTE EXPATRIATE[M0n:-250]
Posts: 331
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Post by Vriska on Jul 11, 2011 16:03:46 GMT -5
Granted. It's shit.
I wish I could meet the Doctor.
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Post by Rwaht on Jul 11, 2011 16:10:43 GMT -5
Granted. It's a dentist.
I wish I had a real Pokemon.
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Vriska
Global Moderator
RESTITUTE EXPATRIATE[M0n:-250]
Posts: 331
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Post by Vriska on Jul 11, 2011 16:15:17 GMT -5
Granted. Your Golden Rapist Bulbasaur is max-level.
I wish I knew how to tango.
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Post by Rwaht on Jul 11, 2011 16:19:20 GMT -5
Granted. You tango with my Golden Rapist Bulbasaur.
I wish my Golden Rapist Bulbasaur would evolve.
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Vriska
Global Moderator
RESTITUTE EXPATRIATE[M0n:-250]
Posts: 331
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Post by Vriska on Jul 11, 2011 18:18:36 GMT -5
Granted. Your Golden Rapist Bulbasaur is now a Magikarp.
I wish everyone did what I wanted them to do. I.e. post. ಠ_ಠ
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Rennal
Human
A Pompous Prince[M0n:95]
Flower of the Orient
Posts: 208
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Post by Rennal on Jul 12, 2011 20:59:54 GMT -5
Granted, now YOU won't post. (Already true in my case, actually. XD)
I wish I had a ring on my finger. Yes, that kind of ring. Shut up. 8|
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Post by Alyra Sieza on Jul 13, 2011 20:43:22 GMT -5
You now have a ring made of a striped paper clip.
I wish I had the ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL.
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Volkin
Minish
[M0n:75]
The Weasel
Posts: 193
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Post by Volkin on Jul 13, 2011 20:47:40 GMT -5
Granted, you are now Gollum.
I wish my house would clean itself.
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Kulau
Zora
Zora Ambassador[M0n:245]
Zora Ambassador
Posts: 292
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Post by Kulau on Jul 13, 2011 21:02:07 GMT -5
Granted, your house is now self-aware. And killing you.
I wish people could understand the concept of punctuality.
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