severely inebriated (turtle / open)

[philomena]

This place was amazing! Philomena had never tasted better food, and the drinks where even better! She had gotten better at doing things on her own, and more confident in doing them. Going here was a big step for her. She smiled to think that the others in the room would be thinking and wondering about her, it wasn't often that one would see a girl her age alone. There was enough entertainment here to keep her busy, so she didn't even miss the company of anyone else!

What was this wonderful fruity concoction? She had just said to 'surprise her' with their best drink, and she couldn't get enough of it. It didn't even taste very alcoholic, so she had ordered another one and another one.... the rupees that she had brought with her where soon gone. She was sad when she couldn't order another one, but someone brought her one anyway! These people where just so nice.

Philomena thought that some ice would be really nice about now. She didn't even know if they would just give some to her, but she was confident enough to ask! As she got up she wobbled and her head swam, and she thought absolutely nothing of it. She just wanted her ice, and she was ready to embark on a quest to go get some!

Halfway to the bar, two things happened at once. Someone slapped her on the ass, and she tripped on a table leg, falling onto someone.

[deyu]

Deyu wasn't a fan of the noise in the bar, but he was told that one of the ways that someone like him could relax was to enjoy a few alcoholic drinks. He had found this bar, and in his ranged human form he had sat within the small building, around a few people who seemed to also be drinking this alcohol as well. Deyu had sat in the Fairy Fountain Tavern, sitting at a table with a piece of almost raw meat and a couple bottles of rum.

He had been drinking, and eating the partly cooked section of meat, for a good part of the night. He felt a little tipsy, but he was really feeling good too. It was a very rare thing for him, to say the least, but with another sip of rum by slipping the bottle beneath his mask, Deyu let out a pleased growl.

However, his good feeling would ebb a little bit once an event transpired that would spill his drink onto his meat. A woman, human from the smell of it, stumbled into him, obviously drunk from the smell of her and the way she landed on him. He tried not to growl at her out of anger, and instead supported her with his hand and looking at her.

"Careful." Deyu said, feeling a bit of rum starting to drip onto his pants. He pushed her up and got to his feet, looking at her now through the mask. "My food." She had bothered him, split his drink and ruined his meat. "What are you going to do?" He asked, looking at her, a soft growl from his voice.

[philomena]

What had she stumbled onto, exactly? It was hard to tell, with his mask! Well, that and the details seemed a bit blurry... As far as she knew, this was a Human or a Hylian and some sort of knight. She squinted to make sure. Yup, definitely a knight. Why else would he be wearing that mask? She felt herself being pushed back to her feet and barely managed to hold onto her balance for long enough to stay that way. She spied an open chair to her right and plopped down on it.

He really did seem upset about the whole ordeal. That was just silly. Philomena felt strangely giddy and wanted to laugh out loud at him, but she didn't. It was all over his pants. How had she managed to do that? She looked up at him. What did he expect her to do? She couldn't pay for his food, her rupees where all gone. She shrugged and giggled. "Hehehe! What am I going to do? that's a good question. Someone tripped me, I'm pretty sure." She looked around, there where a few people looking their way amd chuckling. Mena was glad that they could find as much humor in this as she was! "Cheer up! It all mixes together in your stomach anyway!"

[deyu]

Looking down at the girl as she sat down, Deyu felt a mixture of anger and a feeling of just not caring. Why would he really care about the clothes or the food, he could switch to his true form and not even worry about pants! It was then that he heard what she had to say, about how someone tripped her, and Deyu felt like such and idiot. He put his head on the forehead of his mask and groaned into it, sliding his hand up over the horns and then down the back of his head before sitting down in a different seat.

He picked up the meat and took a bite out of it before putting it down, chewing the mixture of blood, rum, and tender meat. It actually seemed a little bit better like this, but Deyu wouldn't admit it, not looking at the human woman for a few moments, tapping his fingers on the table a few times. He couldn't remain angry at someone who didn't do anything more then sit on him. It wasn't like she was heavy. Turning toward her, Deyu bowed his head toward her, though he seemed to dip it more then he had planned too.

"Sorry. You're right. Its fine." He said, lifting his head back up. He felt a little light headed, and rubbed his head again. "I think you've had too much to drink." Deyu said, aloud though more toward himself, even though it might of seemed like he had said it to the woman instead. Not like it didn't matter, it was true to both of them. After all, he had downed a few bottles of rum all by his lonesome.

[philomena]

((omg so short *shot*))
When the man didn't get upset, Philomena found herself giggling a bit. Why should he get upset about something like that?! She was glad that he didn't, because that could seriously ruin her mood. She was having such a good time and that would be a shame!

It was only when he mentioned having too much to drink that Philomena realized that she had, indeed, had way to much. This was a new experience for her. It took a while for her to think about it, but she decided that she just didn't care. It was really hard to care about anything like this, but she managed to worry a bit if she was crossing the line. "Oh, my..... Oh,.... I have, haven't I? Aww, I must have ruined your evening poor guy." Mena got up and attempted to pat him on the shoulder to show that she cared, but managed to get his head. This was incredibly silly. She giggled again.

[deyu]

"I wasn't talkin... well... maybe I was.. but my evening isn't ruined." He said, though Deyu closed his eyes and tried real hard not to growl or turn into a large dragon when she patted him on the head. Maybe it was an accident. Maybe it was on purpose. But the result was the same either way. Now, his night was ruined. He pushed his chair back and got to his feet before turning to the woman.

He picked up the rum soaked meat, wrapped it in a cloth, stuffed it on his bag, and crossed his arms, wobbling a bit. "You should leave for the night." Deyu said with a stern voice before he stumbled slightly toward the door of the tavern, trying not to stumble over anyone on his way out.

[philomena]

"Awwwwee......." Philomena frowned. She had thought that they where having a good time! At least, she had been. Hell, she still was! Nothing at all could ruin her mood tonight! Was he getting up? Was he leaving? Oh, no. This wouldn't do at all. Was this her fault?

She wobbled up after him. "Hey.... guy.... no come back. You seem upset and you shouldn't be upset not really. I didn't mean for you to be upset!" She was genuinely worried. She thought about his comment of going home, and realized that she was in no state to do so! What was she going to do? "Oh..... Where I live... Is somewhere over there, not sure if I can remember how to get back there right now... and it's a bit far." Oh, great. Why was she telling this to him, someone who obviously didn't want to be around her any longer.

[deyu]

Looking back as the woman spoke, Deyu's eye twitched as the female started to come toward him. He couldn't believe that she kept coming toward him. She was drunk, he was drunk, but he didn't want her to attack him. Why his mind went to her attacking him, it was the fault of the alcohol, but he was still in the defensive as she got close.

When she spoke, Deyu blinked, surprised she wasn't going to attack him. He was beginning to think that swearing off this human made filth would be a much better idea then anything else he had come to try in the world of the humanoids. He couldn't let her just walk away all drunk like this, it wouldn't be right.

"Ugh... I'll help you get home..." Deyu said, kicking himself mentally for being so helpful to this stranger who had gotten his clothes wet. Deyu was a very confused drunk, and because of this he kept doing things he'd wouldn't do normally. He shook his head and left the bar without the woman, not wanting to stay indoors much longer. It was way too confined anyway.

[philomena]

Oh. He seemed really really upset still! It was her job to fix this. Philomena to the rescue! At least he had said that he was going to help her to get back home, this was the perfect opportunity. She was still standing there thinking about it when he got up and left. Being drunk and distracted, she didn't notice this until he was halfway to the door.

Her brain and body refused to go at the same speed as she stumbled after him. Oh..... she had never been like this before. She hardly ever even drank alcohol. She made a mental note to be more careful in the future... or attempted to. Everything was sort of slipping away before she could get ahold of it properly. What was she doing again? Oh, yes. Going home, that's what it was.

It seemed like forever but she finally made it outside to the nice knight-looking man. She tried her best to seem apologetic, but it might not have conveyed very well. She was drunk after all.

"I.... am... sorry... I promise this has never happened before... I never.... what was your name again?"