The Royal Roundabout

[Ba'ggun]

An official posting with the blocking handwriting and characters of a Goron is found in various locations around Hyrule Castle Town.

"To the loving and adoring fans of the race track ruler, the sovereign of speed, the queen of quickness, the goron goddess of going, I am posting to you a challenge.

Some have said that I am not absolutely the best. This is just uncouth of my fan base to allow such insults to my honor. And so! For your entertainment, one night only, I am bringing to you a revolution in the race, that will never again repeat.

The Royal Roundabout Racetrack Romp!

Doubt no longer the might of your queen, race fans! Bring your steel, and test your mettle!"

• Miff
  
• Rennal
  
• 
  

Everyone is free to join. Except you.

[MIFF]

"The best? They're not the best! I'm the best! No one can be the best who isn't me! I'm taking this loser down!"

(Miff then proceeded to not thank the person who told him what thsoe "ugly blocky things" he'd been spitting nuts at all day actually said)

[Ba'ggun]

Miff has been added to the roster, we can get going with the addition of one other! Anyone else who joins up will be free to.

[Rennal]

I think I will join this Quest and see what you are capable of, Mr. Ba'ggun. 8| Add Rennal to this Roster!

Also, is this Quest safe from death? If not Rennal will have to be careful. He has no magic as of presently. 8|

[Ba'ggun]

To Rennal. Your mutual defeat (alongside Miff the great), will be most amusing to Ba'Ggun's sound receivers.

But do not fear. Ba'Ggun is not a killer, so death would be most inappropriate for the performance.