Scrambled Moments

[Ziva]

Hello everyone~

A'ight I got a surprise for ya. I know, I know, not used to life here yet, right? Don't worreh, this is perfectly safe.

'Tis Easy.

I've got this 'ere um, quest, ya, that's wat ya call'em!

All I gots is this : there's a rumor of sorts that's 'unnin' 'ound. Says some sort of thing in the woods, or the marsh, or the plains : depends which folks ya talk to.

'Em folk say somethin' valuable in it, but the thin' 's got it on the locks!

So all I'm askin's, real pretty like, is to get me that thing.

Sounds easeh, right?

I just need two of ya.

And this needs to be done real fast, 'cuz I hear the rumor's makin' it's way. so to make a killin'. We need to be there first.

Ya hear? Just lemme know and all.

[ALISTAIR LUOR]

"I suppose I could offer my services~"

[adela]

"I would love to help! Count me in.

[Ziva]

I see some 'ung ones!

This is 'aughta be all sorts of interestin'

All I gotsa ask, is if ya wants the hard one, which's all serious and what not

Or the more easy peasy one : the one you getsa laugh at la'ers.

[adela]

"I prefer the one that would be more of a challenge."

[ALISTAIR LUOR]

"The challenging one sounds fun~"

[Ziva]

That's the style!

Y'all too are in for a trip then, a mighty good 'un.

I heard 'em rumors started 'ound Snowpeak. I'mma guessin' that 'em ruins are the cause of it.

Whach'a'selves, though.

I heard 'em ruins art too safe over 'hur.

Get to 'em Peaks!

I got 'em guides to help ya : at least until ya 'hur.

Rest is on your own.

Heard a lovely lass is up in 'hur.

'Eep an 'ye out of 'er too.