Finn Rider
Minish
everyday superhero[M0n:20]
stupid bear.
Posts: 32
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Post by Finn Rider on Sept 3, 2011 11:28:09 GMT -5
How in the world did anyone live in this godforsaken place?
Granted, Finn wasn't exactly dressed for the desert - black and camo probably weren't the best for heat repelling. Heavy boots that made him sink every other step probably weren't recommended either. Still, if it weren't for the cactus flowers he had heard so much about, he wouldn't be out here at all. He certainly didn't know why anyone would want to live out here.
But people did live out here. The thought made the ex-soldier freeze up and glance around, obviously uncomfortable with the thought. The Gerudo lived here. As in the notorious thieves.
Notorious female thieves.
Oh god no. He couldn't handle that. Finn'd go bonkers trying to get out with the Gerudo around. Women in general made him nervous, but Gerudo? Each one was like ten women rolled into one, especially when it came to their feminine curves and and and ugh. He couldn't do it. Forget the cactus flowers. He had to get out.
The minish turned on his heel and began marching straight back to the Lanayru province.
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Mara
Gerudo
The Forsaken Raven[M0n:50]
Posts: 14
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Post by Mara on Sept 4, 2011 18:12:58 GMT -5
Mara hadn't been back home since she followed Merik out to sea. She tugged at her scarf wrapped around her head, allowing for some breathing room. The air was thick with dust and sand, and she'd forgotten it. Forgotten how much she hated the stale air. The salty ocean air or the fresh air of Hyrule Field were more welcome to her than the smell of home. She wondered briefly if she was really the outcast everyone made her out to be for that.
And then she saw a man. In the middle of the desert? Seriously? Hadn't he heard of all the Gerudo women careening around like supermodels with lances?
Suddenly, she had a wickedly mischievous idea. She wrapped her scarf all around her head to hide her black hair, hiked her pants down a little to show some belly skin, then strided through the desert sands towards him as gracefully and sexy as she could manage hiking through sand dunes.
Then, pretending to see him for the first time, she faked a seductive tone. "Well, hey there, sweetcheeks~," she said, sticking out her chest and already laughing inwardly, couldn't wait to see his face. "Are you lost?"
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Finn Rider
Minish
everyday superhero[M0n:20]
stupid bear.
Posts: 32
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Post by Finn Rider on Sept 4, 2011 18:30:44 GMT -5
Oh god. Oh god oh god oh god oh god please no. That was the last thing he needed right now, a super-tan femme fatale who was probably going to eat his face or something.
Finn blinked rather rapidly and quickly backed up a few steps as the Gerudo woman approached him, his cheeks automatically flushing beet-red. He stumbled slightly in his haste, which only made his blush spread; he had to get out out out before she decided to stab him or do... other things, the very thought of which made him want to crawl into a hole and die.
The minish cleared his throat as he continued skittering away, his already deep voice becoming rough and hoarse as he stuttered out excuses. "N-no sorry, I, uh, have to be somewhere sopleasedon'teatmyfacebye."
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