Rwaht's mailbox

[Rwaht]

It's pretty east to get a hold of Rwaht. A lot of people know who he is.

Getting him to check any mail unrelated to work, now ... that's the real task.

[Vriska]

Did you know that when your messengers can teleport you can mail anyone anything anywhere anytime?

I'm sending Zelda some pies. Bitches love pies.

Lord Lady of the Sky
King Queen of the First People
Governor Governess of the Radiant City
Ryst Vriska Seraphine

PS. Apparently I have stationery now. Well, Ryst's stationery I can scribble on. If you see him around Castle Town give him a kick from me.

[Vriska]

Got rid of the stationery. What the hell kind of titles do I even have?

It's weird being technically your boss while you're technically my boss. I'm not going to order you to do anything concerning the Sentinels. I think it's best if we regard my ranks as separate.

I'll keep an eye out for complaints of a surly, stonefaced man riding around on wings of fire arresting people outside his jurisdiction, shall I?

See you soon, Lord Orin.

Vriska

[[Attached; In the margins, a nearly finished sketch of a nude Jackal, clearly too detailed to come from Vriska's imagination. Over it are drawn several small hearts.]]

[Vriska]

Haha, oops. Meant to rewrite that on a clean sheet. I guess I'll hide all the other ones before you get here.

Oh, and you should stay away from the little black book under the pillow in my bedroom in Castle Town unless you want to find out how many things rhyme with 'sapphic'.

Have fun figuring out which poems are about Aerith.

Shayu has been very inspiring.

The one and only
Vriska

[Vriska]

I've always been your equal, stoneface. You know it, I know it. Always will be.

You know, for all the differences between you the family resemblance gets obvious fast. The way she gets when I make a move on her is exactly like you and Aerith. It's so incredibly adorable.

I wonder what happens when I start licking your ears.

Official Dragon Rider
Vriska

P.S. Aerith tells me you two are a thing now. Details, details!

[Vriska]

Oh come on. It's not like your sister can't have a sex life.

Well, she will once we get past a few technical difficulties.

Dragons are tricky things.

Tricky, sexy things.

Vriska